Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Genetic Engineers Announce New "Brown" Cicotte

     Engineers have announced the creation of a new brown version of the Cicotte, saying it will be available in summer of 2012, most likely right after the release of the previously announced M&M model.  Asked about the project, Cicotte representative Logan Cicotte explained, "We saw the work being done by researchers at G.W. and M&M and thought, 'What else can we bring to the table?'  Of course, I immediately thought of the old line 'You can have any color Cicotte you want, so long as it's white,' and thought, 'Let's shake things up a bit.'"
     Truth be told, plans for a new brown Cicotte have been in the works some time.  Mr. Cicotte admitted that they had been working on a brown chassis model borrowed from the Gomez line (much like the Honda Passport) for some three and a half years.  Still, engineers are hopeful that the first original brown Cicotte will create plenty of excitement.  Mr. Cicotte went on, "We're definitely putting the unexpected into 'What to Expect when You're Expecting.'"
    And the changes don't stop at color.  "We're still hashing out the details, but our goal is an on-board communications system in English, Spanish and French," Cicotte continued, "Of course, we want it to be a Cicotte, so we expect to stick to the classic huge head and stubby limbs.  We want people to know that we're trying to add to, not replace, the original Cicotte line." The new Cicotte is expected to come out around August 6th.